Ducks on the pond
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Yikes! That's worse than Cockney rhyming slang. Now up the apples to lemon me Ramsgate.
Wow, we've seen more boots than a John Wayne film...
Wow, you hit that so hard it scared her into making that play.
Wow, you hit that so hard it scared her into making that play.
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Don't just watch my mouth move, listen to the words!
If the Catcher overthrows the SS at 2nd base as warmups are finishing: "that's good (insert catcher's name) they'll be afraid to steal center field now!"
To a runner "I want you to run like your butt is on fire and there is a bucket of water at home plate"
To a runner that appears to be running at less than full speed: "next time don't stop at Stuckeys on your way to second" gotta be from the south to get that one.
To a runner that appears to be running at less than full speed: "next time don't stop at Stuckeys on your way to second" gotta be from the south to get that one.
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To a slow runner: Next time we'll call a cab.
Describing a slow runner: She runs like a deer—a John Deere.
Describing a slow runner: She runs like a deer—a John Deere.
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To players sitting around: We already have people on the bench; get up and try for another position.
True story:
AC: Ump you need to start calling it both ways.
Ump: come here please
AC: You want me to come on to the field? Sure! (AC walks to the field)
Ump: Enjoy watching my calls both ways from your car
AC: What? Did you just call me here to throw me out of the game?
Ump: Yep, did you think I was going to walk over to you to throw you out?
WOW....LOL
AC: Ump you need to start calling it both ways.
Ump: come here please
AC: You want me to come on to the field? Sure! (AC walks to the field)
Ump: Enjoy watching my calls both ways from your car
AC: What? Did you just call me here to throw me out of the game?
Ump: Yep, did you think I was going to walk over to you to throw you out?
WOW....LOL
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Maybe the best one I've ever heard! LOL
