Ducks on the pond

[GOINGDEEP]

Don't get soft on me now, 4 walks, 3 hits and a homerun and their right back in the game.

 

[honus14]

Much as I dislike the man, and hate to admit I ever even watch the White Sox, I must say I've adopted Ken Harrelson's "He gone!"

Anything Casey Stengel ever said; I'm particularly partial to "Can't anybody here play this game?"

Softball specific: "Hit it to the green!"

"Maybe you should let your seeing eye dog call the game, Blue"

Or the classic, "You're missin' a great game, Blue!" To which I always want to reply, "I know, but they assigned me to this one!"

 

[GOINGDEEP]

After a conversation with the ump.

AC, "what did he say"?

Me, "I have no idea, I don't speak "idiot".

 

[nanotech14]

Hey,blue can you hear me?,because you sure as hell cant see.

 

[honus14]

This should almost be its own thread . . . post your best umpire heckles, and one of us can post the comebacks we've always wanted to say.

After a conversation with the ump.

AC, "what did he say"?

Me, "I have no idea, I don't speak "idiot".

"Keep trying, you're doing fine so far."

Hey,blue can you hear me?,because you sure as hell cant see.

"What? I couldn't hear you, my guide dog was barking too loud."

 

[TimothyJ]

Run like you stole candy

 

[WinThemAll]

Drive it like it's stolen.

Hey Blue, get off your knees, cause you're blowin' this game.

 

[GOINGDEEP]

Hey Ump, how can you sleep with all these lights on

 

[GOINGDEEP]

Don't bother brushing off the corners, you're not calling them anyway!

 

[Sweet Lou]

Blue if you had one more eye, you'd be a cyclops.