Ducks on the pond

[chinamigarden]

Can of Corn

What are your favorite softball/baseball expressions?

 

[guero_gordo]

"Tools of ignorance"

 

[nanotech14]

My favorite,just throw strikes"insert pitchers name here"!!!!!

 

[GOINGDEEP]

That girl couldn't hit the ground if she fell.

Change up screwed her into the ground.

Put her in the book.

Helen Keller could have played that ball better.

She's so slow I'd have to time her with a calendar.

Ump, no way she is 12, I just saw her drive up to the tournament.

You'd need a map to hit that pitch.

 

[WinThemAll]

"Some one needs to get a tent to put over this field, to let everyone know that the circus is in town!"

 

[WinThemAll]

"I've seen better hands on a clock!"

"Nolte...that was the worst game catching I have ever seen, if I am wrong, video tape a worse performance and give it to me. Cause I would like to see it!"

"Kristi, I could put a corpse out there and it could do better!"

 

[starsnuffer]

"Maybe you should let your seeing eye dog call the game, Blue"

"That was my rise-drop, dad"

"I've never seen a kid miss a play like that before, are you a dodge-ball allstar?"

-W

 

[GOINGDEEP]

You're swinging like a blind kid at a piñata party.

 

[nanotech14]

unhook the trailer!!!!,"that batter was sweating like a fat kid in dodgeball,when she had two strikes on her."

 

[nanotech14]

"hey, short stop" this is softball!Not soccer use your glove next time!!!