Ducks on the pond

[softballphreak]

To a batter fouling off pitches: Keep hitting it 'til you hit!

 

[softballphreak]

To a fielder playing too deep: Come in some, before they charge you admission!

 

[softballphreak]

To a batter feeling down because she just struck out: Don't worry about it, I struck out once—back in '78.

 

[casedawg51]

To our SS after a rough inning -- "Hey, do you know what you and Michael Jackson have in common? You both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason."

 

[softballphreak]

True story: Just after a small confrontation with our head coach, the umpire looks at me and asked "What are you smiling at?" I answered, "I'm not smiling, I've got gas."

 

[Ken Krause]

Love the expression "duck snort" to describe that mis-hit that falls in just behind the infielders for a hit.

To an umpire who has a problem with your previous comment: "Guess it's true - when your eyesight goes your hearing gets better to compensate."

To a player not going after a ball: "Did you pay good money for that seat?" And "The only thing you're missing out there is a box of popcorn."

 

[TimothyJ]

Heard this for the first time today. "choke and poke"
( choke up on the bat and slap one)

 

[nanotech14]

To the girl that drops a pop up,hold your glove up in the sun,I just want to see if there is a hole in it.

 

[mawilson2]

Check your phone ump, cause you just missed two calls

 

[redhack]

Player saying she needs a new bat.

Your old one cuts thought the air just as good as a new one would.