Ducks on the pond

[Sweet Lou]

At the younger ages, unfortunately me directed at my team - "Sweetie, our game is on this field, not the one you are watching over there"

 

[Sweet Lou]

Looks like a line drive in the box score.

 

[CycloneSoftball22]

Our 12 pitcher asked the ump if the plate was round

 

[honus14]

Hey Blue, get off your knees, cause you're blowin' this game.

"I haven't seen any other action from your team!"

Hey Ump, how can you sleep with all these lights on

"The way your team plays makes it easy, Coach!"

To quote Woody Allen in Annie Hall: If only real life were like this!

 

[LadybacksCoach]

This should almost be its own thread . . . post your best umpire heckles, and one of us can post the comebacks we've always wanted to say.

Last night I said..
"I know your back was turned to the play, but it wasnt even close" He shrugged.

 

[GOINGDEEP]

Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do!

 

[GOINGDEEP]

That's quite an expensive shoulder decoration you've got!

You swing like a rusty gate!

 

[CoachKevin]

You know they call that position catcher for a reason, right?

After being hit by a pitch, "You're OK, you can tape an aspirin to it later"

Hey, next time try using that big brown leather thing on your hand

 

[shockcoach]

Don't bother brushing off the corners, you're not calling them anyway!

So far this is my favorite!

 

[CycloneSoftball22]

Ump to HC: "No arguing balls and strikes or you are outta here"

HC: "Can you toss me for what I am thinking?"

Ump: " No , why?"

HC: "I think your strike zone sucks"