My girls wanted to be - Viscious and Delitious - I immediately said NO!
I wanted - The Abusement Park - but never could pass it by the girls.
My DD the prankster wanted - Got The Runs - I told her no way, sounds like a toilet paper commercial. But it was funny as heck and would have got us tons of talk at the tourneys.
We do have a slow pitch team named - Brokebat Mountain - I don't even ask how that name got picked.