12u... UNCOMPETITIVE NEED NOT APPLY

[Coach JV]

I shudder just imagining the kind of dad's they'll attract.
I was just thinking that I can't WAIT to see the parents of the girls on this team. I would pay admission to watch the bleachers at tournaments.

I want to be in the bleachers for the first loss. There will be plenty of rope for a lynching....

 

[Perfect Circle]

I want to be in the bleachers for the first loss. There will be plenty of rope for a lynching....

You'll miss it in the bleachers... they'll all be at the backstop, right behind the ump.

 

[left turn]

I read the original post several times. If it weren’t for the defensive and smug responses from the original poster, I would have mistaken this for an attempt at humor. It would have been an amusing but surreal parody of a classy and successful organization. Now it’s just sad and disturbing.