You might be in for a tough tournament if . . .

[warbird]

The workers at the gate demand to look in your ball bucket that has begun to sweat on the outside.

 

[Vertigo]

….your DD’s head coach is coaching 3B in flip-flops.

 

[GunnerShotgun]

...all of the teams you are playing have "Diamond" or "Platinum" after their team name.

 

[clarity]

the rosters for one of the teams has the following commits:

Alabama x 2
Arkansas x 2
UGA
UF
UNC
NC State
Ok St
South Alabama
Liberty

You also might find there's not as much separation as you think. It's been amusing sharing with our team how we have fared against some of the girls who are committing to P5 schools right now, especially the pitchers.

 

[Northball]

...the umpires are sticklers for calling leaps, crow hops, non-pauses, pitching lane violations, and hand outside the elbow.

 

[Northball]

...morning rain pushes the schedule back three hours each day and the circle and batter's boxes are sticky clay.

 

[clarity]

...the umpires are sticklers for calling leaps, crow hops, non-pauses, pitching lane violations, and hand outside the elbow.

Sounds like heaven

 

[RADcatcher]

...the umpires are sticklers for calling leaps, crow hops, non-pauses, pitching lane violations, and hand outside the elbow.

Freakin Funný...
ADD
Batter's feet outside batter's box.
Coach's buckets on the field.
Fans harassing the blue.
Batters leaning into the river to get hit by pitches. (For their *get on base card.)

 

[RADcatcher]

You might be in for a tough tournament if...
The umpires are happy to entertain
15 minutes each time a complaining coach is complaining about a rule they themselves are interpreting wrong.

 

[RADcatcher]

...all of the teams you are playing have "Diamond" or "Platinum" after their team name.

...or mercado befor the org name...