You Know Your Daughter Plays Fastpitch if . . .

[Cannonball]

When, after pulling into any parking lot, you look for the window decals denoting which team the car owner's dd plays for.

 

[Amy in AZ.]

When a forest fire is approaching your subdivision and the first thing that I throw in the SUV, is my ball bag. (This really happened.)

 

[Phathead]

When you can grow vegetables or grass in the floor board of the back seat.

 

[GOINGDEEP]

If your SUV smells like dirty feet on the ride home Sunday. Hauling 3-4 girls home in sweaty uniforms, all wanting their cleats/socks off, oh my!!! On really hot days they'd want to put their feet on the air vents to cool off, my window was always down.

 

[YOCOACH]

When a forest fire is approaching your subdivision and the first thing that I throw in the SUV, is my ball bag. (This really happened.)

Well at least you had your priorities straight!

 

[coach james]

Grass isn't cut
Truck is coated with diamond dust
Only room for one car in the garage due to buckets, bags, nets, tents, coolers, bats, fold up chairs, and cases of gatoraid
Uniforms constantly draped over dining room chairs to dry after washing
The mustard gas oder from rotten cleats in the back seat
The direct TV box is full of unwatched programs and games
Piles of dirty laundry
No extra cash
Sunburnt face with a white outline where your sunglasses sit
Gas tank never seems to get above 1/4 tank
Vacations at work are for the week of the world series
Batting cage in the back yard
Batting cage on one side of the basement and a pitching lane and jugs net on the other half of the basement.
(Reading my own list is making me realize just how bad of a problem I really do have)
Wouldn't trade it for anything.... except maybe for a chance to do it all again.

 

[YOCOACH]

Wouldn't trade it for anything.... except maybe for a chance to do it all again.

Do what we're going to do when DD goes off to college....adopt a very fast 7 YO girl and start over!

 

[JAD]

You look forward to going back to work on Monday because you drove 300+ miles and played 8+ games Fri-Sun and are exhausted from the weekend....

 

[Eric F]

...you spend 3 hours of your "free time" using a red Sharpie to draw laces on 50 yellow Solo cups for your DD's team party. (Yep. I did.)

 

[WB Coach]

...you bring ice packs and bandages because your HC doesn't have a first aid kit. God how I wish I was just joking.