Please allow me to speak as to my qualifications to be "That Dad." I have the large pop up shade canopy but I set it up down either the right or left field lines. In that way, while we sit out there, everyone will know that we are unhappy with the coaches and so sit out there so no one can hear what we are saying. Of course in doing so, we are saying a lot. I have the stroll down. You know, the stroll up to go to the restroom or concession stand so that I can do my hit and run attacks then get back to my oasis. BTW, I hate it when people ask me about my cooler. Disregard the 20 bottles of water I brought. I had to go to the concession stand because I had to get better tasting water. I can start most sentences when I approach you with lines like, "Have I told you what she did today?" If you say yes then I can divert with the use of "but" and mention what I probably didn't tell you. Finally, I have a wagon. No, not for softball equipment but for all the stuff the wife and I need for a game. We let everyone know all of the content because we are the most prepared parents on the scene. Naturally among those items is a blanket so that we can coach the child as she lays down between games eating her fruit snacks. Hey, don't judge us. We have to coach the kid since the coaches can't coach. GD, sorry man.
I am looking for a well qualified bat boy, if you're interested.