We believe in developing the players is code for we sorta suck and if your DD isnt very good bring her out cause we need money.
This one definitely doesn't come from personal experience:
"Head coach does NOT have a kid on the team, but he DOES date the team manager and she has a kid on the team. This entire team revolves around her as the centerpiece and he will use your kids as pawns to showcase her."
I see you are from Atlanta...you must have played for "Coach Dave."