And the level of stupidity and delusion continues to rise season after season
Old tryout translator thread for laughs:
www.discussfastpitch.com
Old bad tryout notice thread for laughs:
www.discussfastpitch.com
Just for once I would like to see some honest tryouts notices:
"We have never developed a player in our org ever but we steal players from other orgs and place them with 3 colleges they don't want to go to or shouldn't go to"
"We suck, and our best two players left so if you can walk upright and catch 50% of the balls hit to you, come on out"
"Turn up and you are on the team."
"We don't care how dedicated you are, we need 4 to field a team"
"We will replace you the moment anything better turns up or wants to guest for us."
"Our bench gets cold, so we need some players to warm it up for the players on the field"
"Our core girls who are mean and totally clicky need some new players to abuse while they play"
"Our HC has anger management issues but played baseball 20 years ago. Looking for parents who are deluded into thinking this is being tough"
"We have no pitching. Like none. Please come out if your DD has ever had a lesson"
Old tryout translator thread for laughs:
Tryout notice translator
Based on my experience, tryout notices are like real estate listings. There are certain code words that really mean something else. All positions open and earned- Coaches Daughters will play their preferred positions and their friends will occupy the rest of the infield, all positions in the...
Old bad tryout notice thread for laughs:
Things you think you might mention on your tryout notice....
So we had the Tryout Translator (http://www.discussfastpitch.com/softball-discussions/24898-tryout-notice-translator.html) On to the 'Just Plain Bad Notice' Some of these things border on criminal but over the past few days I have seen the following: (note: my DD is staying with her team but I...
Just for once I would like to see some honest tryouts notices:
"We have never developed a player in our org ever but we steal players from other orgs and place them with 3 colleges they don't want to go to or shouldn't go to"
"We suck, and our best two players left so if you can walk upright and catch 50% of the balls hit to you, come on out"
"Turn up and you are on the team."
"We don't care how dedicated you are, we need 4 to field a team"
"We will replace you the moment anything better turns up or wants to guest for us."
"Our bench gets cold, so we need some players to warm it up for the players on the field"
"Our core girls who are mean and totally clicky need some new players to abuse while they play"
"Our HC has anger management issues but played baseball 20 years ago. Looking for parents who are deluded into thinking this is being tough"
"We have no pitching. Like none. Please come out if your DD has ever had a lesson"
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