Introducing our latest offering to the fastpitch world:
We're already fielding offers from several D-I and D-II schools for her services come 2035! Currently she's her team's leader in MD (milk drank) and DD (diapers destroyed).
My bucket-sitting days may be over by the time she gets to that point. My two older DDs are pitchers and I find my reaction times aren't quite what they used to be.