You Know Your Daughter Plays Fastpitch if . . .

[Rocketech1]

When your pitching DD gets a hand injury at school and you immediately ask if its her right or left hand.

 

[Eric F]

When your pitching DD gets a hand injury at school and you immediately ask if its her right or left hand.

My catcher DD has made a habit of hurting her left hand on the playground. In that vein...


...You seriously consider prohibiting your DD from playing ANYTHING at school during softball season.

 

[MsDinosaur]

*When the softball gear takes up so much room in the back of the SUV that you have to put the groceries in the backseat.
*When you leave DFP up in your web browser constantly because you surf it so much.
*When your dd shows up in a swimsuit at a pool party and everyone notices her tan lines left by her uniform.
*When your dd wears her uniform for career day at school.
*When her softball picture is the one she uses for her "All about me" poster at school.

...and it's also hard to find room for groceries in the backseat, because that's where I've put all the sleeping bags, blankets, baseball caps, jackets, spare shoes and clothing, handwarmer packets, coolers, etc. that there's no room for in the back.

When you finally give up on finding time to sell on eBay and go to Play it Again Sports to get rid of some of the bats cluttering up the place, and as they're deciding which bats to take, you realize that they don't really have a clue. They automatically turn down anything that is metal (including an Anderson Techzilla--Dude, that's not just an ordinary $35 metal Walmart bat) and a Combat Lisa Fernandez -12 composite that happened to be painted silver and blue (I'm guessing the silver color made him think it was metal. Oooo, shiny!)

 

[WB Coach]

Grass in the back yard surely isn't cut, daylight hours too precious to waist there, need to practice.
Front grass, no need two pitchers tearing it up every chance they get!

You still have grass in your backyard?? You're doing it WRONG!

 

[Little Angels Softball]

.... you say your DD is an 11-year-old even though she has been 12 for a couple of months. The softball calendar says she's is 11 for the whole year!

 

[Little Angels Softball]

.... she has a headband in every color to much what little non-softball clothing remains in her closet.

 

[Little Angels Softball]

.... she breaks a finger and says, "Can't you just cut it off like that football player dude?"

 

[Little Angels Softball]

... your dog knows that the wagon contains food.

 

[Little Angels Softball]

... you have about 15 empty cardboard boxes that are approximately 34" x 4" x 4" lying around the house.

 

[Little Angels Softball]

.... she has a disassembled Tanner tee in her school backpack.