Telling DW that you have no vacation days left or money for Bermuda or the Red Neck Riviera.
You Know Your Daughter Plays Fastpitch if . . .
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I love these. They are making me smile and nod on almost every one even though we are only a few years in. How about you are thinking of moving so you can have a basement big enough for an indoor pitching lane.
After a tournament I'm guaranteed to have a pair of earrings in my wallet or pocket because DD throws them from the dugout at me.
You have planned all your family vacations since she was 8 around the farthest tournament to help keep the odometer under 300,000!
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When your idea of a fine restaurant sells a hotdog with all the fixing and a walking taco to go with it.
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Sadly I submit the following:
Someone asks you how old your daughters are and you say "I got a '02 and a '97".
You no longer own clothes that don't have a team name on them.
You know Easton bats by their model numbers even if your kid never swung one and you can tell the vintage of a Rocketech by the color.
You look at the softballs Dicks Sporting goods sells and you know your kids would hate them because they would be "too mushy" in a few weeks.
You know what OPS and ROE mean.
You know that just because your kid put the ball in play 6 times out of 10 plate appearances does not mean she hit .600.
You have skeptical views and make unusual criticisms of many lawn chairs.
You have developed a preference for 7 gallon buckets over the commonly found but obviously inferior 5 gallon bucket.
Someone asks you how old your daughters are and you say "I got a '02 and a '97".
You no longer own clothes that don't have a team name on them.
You know Easton bats by their model numbers even if your kid never swung one and you can tell the vintage of a Rocketech by the color.
You look at the softballs Dicks Sporting goods sells and you know your kids would hate them because they would be "too mushy" in a few weeks.
You know what OPS and ROE mean.
You know that just because your kid put the ball in play 6 times out of 10 plate appearances does not mean she hit .600.
You have skeptical views and make unusual criticisms of many lawn chairs.
You have developed a preference for 7 gallon buckets over the commonly found but obviously inferior 5 gallon bucket.
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Optic yellow is now your favorite color, and you think that red seam pinstriping should go with everything.
You don't need a GPS to give directions to every softball field within a 75 mile radius.
Your dining room table is littered with old tourney and pool play brackets.
Sunflower seeds are your snack of choice and only one brand will do.
Your computer hard drive and phone are filled with movies of each at bat to analyze swing mechanics.
MOI means so much more to you now than it did while actually taking Physics.
You don't need a GPS to give directions to every softball field within a 75 mile radius.
Your dining room table is littered with old tourney and pool play brackets.
Sunflower seeds are your snack of choice and only one brand will do.
Your computer hard drive and phone are filled with movies of each at bat to analyze swing mechanics.
MOI means so much more to you now than it did while actually taking Physics.
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You carry her baby brother around in a bucket
- May 22, 2012
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Grass in the back yard surely isn't cut, daylight hours too precious to waist there, need to practice.
Front grass, no need two pitchers tearing it up every chance they get!
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