SOFTBALL PARENT TRANSLATOR 2020
1."My kid hit .500 on the weekend"!
Translation~she went 1 for 2 in pool play with an infield hit.
2. "Can't wait for Nationals"!
Translation~I can't wait to get our asses kicked in another State.
3. "My kid hit 60 on the gun at lessons".
Translation~ my kid has never came close to 60, but I will put down whoever actually does.
4. "We just got the new double stamp ghost"!
Translation~We just took out a payday loan
5. "Ideas for healthy snacks at tourneys to keep my kid energized"?
Translation~The McDonald's dollar menu is getting old...plus it gives my Husband bad gas.
6. "Cant wait for School Ball to be over"!
Translation~your kid isn't starting.
7. "Can't wait for Travel Ball to be over"!
Translation~Your kid isn't starting.
8. "My kid isn't going to Camp".
Translation~We can barely afford Motel 6 every weekend...now you want middle of the week money?
9. "We have 3 other kids". "They're not in to sports".
Translation~ We have 3 other kids who we never see...I'm pretty sure two of them are on the drugs, and the oldest has a face tat.
10. "My kids dream school is Florida".
Translation~your kid isn't going to Florida.
Feel free to add what you really mean........
1."My kid hit .500 on the weekend"!
Translation~she went 1 for 2 in pool play with an infield hit.
2. "Can't wait for Nationals"!
Translation~I can't wait to get our asses kicked in another State.
3. "My kid hit 60 on the gun at lessons".
Translation~ my kid has never came close to 60, but I will put down whoever actually does.
4. "We just got the new double stamp ghost"!
Translation~We just took out a payday loan
5. "Ideas for healthy snacks at tourneys to keep my kid energized"?
Translation~The McDonald's dollar menu is getting old...plus it gives my Husband bad gas.
6. "Cant wait for School Ball to be over"!
Translation~your kid isn't starting.
7. "Can't wait for Travel Ball to be over"!
Translation~Your kid isn't starting.
8. "My kid isn't going to Camp".
Translation~We can barely afford Motel 6 every weekend...now you want middle of the week money?
9. "We have 3 other kids". "They're not in to sports".
Translation~ We have 3 other kids who we never see...I'm pretty sure two of them are on the drugs, and the oldest has a face tat.
10. "My kids dream school is Florida".
Translation~your kid isn't going to Florida.
Feel free to add what you really mean........