Sledging in Softball

[PGSAKen]

Walk her walk just like betty crocker. Go betty go betty go.

Why are the most horrible cheers so catchy.....

We boys used to talk up the batter. Its now (and was then) poor sportsmanship.

 

[Greenmonsters]

Random conversation starters

Hey, heard its your birthday so I gotcha a gift. Well maybe its not your birthday, but I'm gonna give you a gift fastball anyway.
No promises because GoingDeep is pretty wild, but where would you like it - down the middle? Up? In or out?

My pitcher's crossed me up for the last time. Please place your pitch order.

Hmm, that last batter was HBP #1. GoingDeep's record is 11 in one week. Wonder if coach will pull him before he gets close to breaking it today.

Step right up and flip a coin - a BP fastball and a hanging curve - that's all GoingDeep has today. You feel lucky, punk?

Hey, I'm new at this and undecided between conventional, backwards, or random. Help me out and tell me how we should you pitch to you.

I really don't like my pitcher because ...., so I'm gonna help you guys beat him, just don't out me.

My pitcher doesn't like my pitch calling, so we'll see if he likes yours better - what should we throw next?

My team really stinks and I'm thinking about transfering. How would I fit in on the depth chart? How are the dorms, facilities, professors, majors, classes, food, bars, fraternities, parties etc. What about you transfering here - any interest? I can put in a good word

Hey, I'd like to meet that cutie by the fence. Do you know her? What's her name? Is she single or dating one of the players? What about her friend next to her? Maybe your team manager can help find out or what about the on-deck batter, should I ask him?

Hey, you know that Warren Zevon song Excitable Boy? That's my boy GoingDeep to a tee - never know what crazy thing that dude's gonna do or throw next.

Something seems off with the pitcher's rubber? It looks like its either too close or a little off line with 2B? What do you think?

 

[GOINGDEEP]

A few clean conversations between a catcher and batter, and pitcher insults. I'm trying to keep it PG-13.

C.....Hey it's the hittless wonder
B.....Yea and your pitcher's got about as much control as two rabbits on their first date!

C.....You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat
B.....The plate hasn't moved in 100 years and he still can't find it!

C.....Swing Hard! Just in case you hit it!
B.....This pitcher is dealing more junk than Fred Sanford.

C.....You gotta swing that bat yourself, batteries ain't included!
B.....Your pitcher is like the family car, everyone gets to drive him!

C.....Them curve balls sure is curvy eh?
B.....I've seen better curves on a square!

C.....You couldn't hit a beach ball with a tree trunk
B.....Nice pitch! It's might not be that fast, but at least it's straight and down the middle!

C.....I've seen better swings on a condemned playground!
B.....I've seen better curves on your grandma!

C.....Try the other side of the plate!
B.....Tell the pitcher to save us some time and just throw it into the gap!

 

[Mylil32]

A few clean conversations between a catcher and batter, and pitcher insults. I'm trying to keep it PG-13.

C.....Hey it's the hittless wonder
B.....Yea and your pitcher's got about as much control as two rabbits on their first date!

C.....You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat
B.....The plate hasn't moved in 100 years and he still can't find it!

C.....Swing Hard! Just in case you hit it!
B.....This pitcher is dealing more junk than Fred Sanford.

C.....You gotta swing that bat yourself, batteries ain't included!
B.....Your pitcher is like the family car, everyone gets to drive him!

C.....Them curve balls sure is curvy eh?
B.....I've seen better curves on a square!

C.....You couldn't hit a beach ball with a tree trunk
B.....Nice pitch! It's might not be that fast, but at least it's straight and down the middle!

C.....I've seen better swings on a condemned playground!
B.....I've seen better curves on your grandma!

C.....Try the other side of the plate!
B.....Tell the pitcher to save us some time and just throw it into the gap!

Those really did make me LOL!