Has it occurred to anyone that it is NOT OK to drink at a youth athletic event, and then DRIVE those kids home? Driving impaired out of a parking lot where there are ball players and little kids is NOT OK, whether you are a parent, coach, umpire, or otherwise uninvolved adult. If you are at an overnight tournament, what you do in the hotel afterwards is you own business, as long as you don't get back in a car and drive. If any parents are driving with their kids in the car after they've had a few discrete drinks at the field, someone needs to address it before something terrible happens.
Who said they were impaired?
If I had two beers over the course of 8 hours, I know I wouldn't be impaired nor would any other adult I know.
Having said that, I think I should audition to become a parent on a non-drinking team. Over the last 12 months, I've developed an issue where anywhere from 2 to 12 hours after having more than 1 drink, I develop a stiff neck and a massive migrane. Every time I have 2 or more, I have this problem. Never have it when I don't drink.
Now what to do with my stash? It's there and all I can do is look at it in fear.