Announcing Tryouts for DFP Diamond Elite

[softball_mom#7]

LMAO.... I absolutely love this thread and am in tears.

I'm holding out for the DFP Diamond Extreme Elite Select Gold team.

 

[nanotech14]

Also my dd throws 76mph and has 12 pitches and since we all ready know the signs for those pitches. I will need to be in the dugout.

 

[guero_gordo]

Slogan for the back of the parents shirts:
"We've upped our standards, up yours."

 

[coach james]

I'm interested in coaching just to get my dd some unearned starting time! Lol

 

[James Smith]

Since I sent a PayPal, I am the 12U coach.

I only want skilled players under 5’ and less then 80lbs.

Anyone who joins is GUARENTEED batting 3rd and ½ the circle time.

 

[dropball1]

will the team be playing ALL the big national showcases in addition to ASA Nationals, Premier Nationals, NSA Nationals, PONY Nationals, TC Nationals, USFA Nationals and any other recognizable org - in all could we expect 200+ games in the spring of 2014?

 

[iMlearning]

I would like to know your hitting philosophy before DD considers trying out.

 

[James Smith]

We are only going to need 1 run so all batters will be swinging for the fences.

No bunting or slapping will be allowed.

 

[Greenmonsters]

I will only let my dd play if she is the #1 pitcher and bats 3rd in the line up.

Well Head Coach Nanotech14 of the DFP Diamond Elite - Nanotech, that will only happen if you make it happen.

 

[Greenmonsters]

My kids will not try out unless you change the name to DFP Diamond Elite Gold Premier..

And I got a sweaty wad of cash that says they are THAT good.

(Still, sign up as a "B" team just in case.)

There are only reserved parking spaces for Diamond Elite members, so that's not gonna happen. Of course, as a DFP Diamond Elite head coach you could make whatever printing arrangements for your uniforms/website/recruiting brochure etc.

Sorry, sweaty cash in your pocket does me no good, but if you transfer it to me via Paypal there is no doubt that your kids will be rockmegastars.