New Softball Mom here

[CMMom1740]

on behalf of the derelict faction of DFP I want to say that a Bloody Mary drinking, off color joke making southern mom is a nice addition to the motley crew. If only we could get Hal and OILF back we would have some real fun.

Aw, shucks.

 

[29dad]

on behalf of the derelict faction of DFP I want to say that a Bloody Mary drinking, off color joke making southern mom is a nice addition to the motley crew.

I'm not so sure. I mean what price warriormike, our resident Beavis and Butthead? Some new southern belle arrives here with her charming nature and double entendre jokes and suddenly warriormike has gone off the grid. Someone please do a welfare check on him asap. I believe his head may have exploded.

 

[JJsqueeze]

He'll be back in a couple of minutes. 5 tops.

 

[WARRIORMIKE]

Im not on welfare. Close to it but not there yet.


Its my day off today . So I'm not bored at work. Calm down Mijos and Mijas !

 

[JJsqueeze]

4 minutes....I guess the baseball trick worked.

 

[rdbass]

Im not on welfare. Close to it but not there yet.

I'll be sure to pass the cup at the BBQ....

 

[MsDinosaur]

Hear, hear!!! DD is a catcher and no way, no how would I ever attempt to pitch to her so she can practice. I can't even throw the ball to her, so I'm useless in that regard. But, I can drive the hell out of the car to get her to practice, games, or tryouts (four last weekend!).

Yes, that's us too. I ran track way back in HS, but seeing me try to throw or catch a softball---it's not pretty, lol. Back when she was little I would go out and do my best with her. All that stopped in middle school when I got nailed in the eye with a throw that glanced off the tip of my glove. It's been years and my facial nerves are almost, but not quite, back to normal.

 

[WARRIORMIKE]

I'll be sure to pass the cup at the BBQ....

Sniches get stitches ! Where's your girlfriend at?

 

[SFTBLLVR]

Good to know I am not the only newbie on here.

 

[Eric F]

Good to know I am not the only newbie on here.

Welcome to DFP!