Ba ha ha ha - that was pretty darn funny.
For what it is worth - I just found my DD a fantastic hitting instructor - north side of town (we see her in the Buford area). Great credentials and I'd be happy to pass on her information if you are interested. Just send me a PM.
Thanks. We are good to go for now. She sees a former ACC catcher/home run record player for hitting/catching lessons in Sandy Springs (5 min. from our house). If we feel we need a change, I'll remember this and PM you.