Maybe I should have told the truth.

[Dave619]

I've done some things I shouldn't have done, but never busted. About while back DD was going to pitch at JV tryouts. With the way the weather has been she went for almost a week without any pitching practice. I went to school the day of tryouts and checked her out early for a "dentist appointment". When she came to the school office she looked at me funny and said she didn't know she had a dentist appointment. Once we were out of the school I told her we needed to pitch before practice...she thought it was funny and never told her mother about it. I don't need my X hauling me back into court....it would be hard to explain to the judge unless they were a bucket dad/mom!

Anyway, DD keeps asking can she have another "dentist appointment". I know, I am a sick, sick person

 

[KCPRK]

The last response to your wife should be like

"Im so sorry-I have a problem and need help but theres no help for my kind"

 

[JJsqueeze]

Unless he comes across one of those amoral husband-hunting divorced softball moms. They are vicious and difficult to remove...lol.

And no, I am not even remotely saying all divorced softball moms are this way. Only the very special ones.

put about thirty pounds on him as bitch repellant and you'll be fine.