Looking for a pirate pitching coach

[Jojo]

DD had a pitcher with a good change, but a coach that insisted she call it in poor situations.
It became known as the "windshield" because it frequently ended up in the parking lot.

In 18u the other pitcher on my DD's team was a primarily riseball pitcher. When it was on it was really good but when it wasn't......We used to always tease her about all the places we used to find her balls.

 

[Sparky Guy]

My first thought was visualizing Robin Williams as Popeye trying to teach Jim Carey how to windmill pitch with Williams talking 150 mph nonsense and Cary contorting his body like a long-legged spider playing Twister alone trying to follow the instructions.

 

[BT3100]

When my DD first learned to locate her fastball she would be proud to throw it right down the middle. Her pitching coach called it an "outfields numbers pitch". He said if you ever throw that one in a game you'll become really familiar with your outfielders numbers.

 

[CoachHarley]

I started reading this totally expecting all of the "pirate" jokes. Thanks for following through......

 

[guero_gordo]

I started reading this totally expecting all of the "pirate" jokes. Thanks for following through......

We're nothing if not predictable, everybody but OP saw what was coming. ;-)

 

[guero_gordo]

....or infinite Jimmy Buffet references. ;-)

 

[Eric F]

Lesson #1: "Throw it harrrrrrrrd!"

 

[bucket pinata]

Lesson #1: "Throw it harrrrrrrrd!"

I know nothing you said violates the dfp code of conduct but it should.

 

[WaSpeed02]

Dock Ellis would have been a great Pirate pitching coach. He'd have kept it fun, anyway. RIP Dock.