What NOT to name your team

[KCPRK]

Well two of the names mentioned so far have shown up in a local adult slow pitch league:

Hoof Hearted
Pitch Slapped

Others I have seen over the last few years:

Balls 'n Dolls
Jugs 'n Thugs

Wow-none are appropriate for youth girls

 

[cuzmail]

Maybe the test should be if most moms wouldn't wear it on a shirt at the mall why would you put it on your daughter?

That wouldn't be a good litmus test for this area. Mom's wear some interesting t-shirts around here.

 

[SoAZDad]

Our org recently held a slow pitch tournament fundraiser. Men and coed divisions. DD had a tournament out of town that weekend, but I looked at the schedule and saw a team called "We're Drunk, You'll Win." Got a kick outta that one.

 

[guero_gordo]

TBD (leading to the elimination bracket version of Who's on First)

Reminds me of the guy that ended up with "NO PLATE" for his vanity plate. Every ticket written in CA on a car without plates came to him.

 

[kenb63]

There is a team in our area called the "Hummers."

 

[KCPRK]

There is a team in our area called the "Hummers."

Always wondered why they chose that name for a girls team......

 

[InsidePitch]

Not a girls team name but in college our dorm's intramural freshmen team were always called the Nads. Yes, cheering was enthusiastic. Go...NADs.

 

[Slappers]

Not a softball team name but I saw a band once named Free Beer. All of there posters were generic basically saying "Free Beer At......"

Yeah, I fell for it. Wasn't a bad band though..

 

[SoAZDad]

Straying a bit off topic, but I always like the roller derby team names, but some may not be appropriate for youth. Our locals include the Furious Truck Stop Waitresses, the VICE Squad, Iron Curtain, Copper Queens, Bandoleras, and Saddle Tramps.

 

[fastpitchaddict]

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