I'm torn between neomodernism's tight structure and postmodernism's openness to multiple interpretations. When it comes to terminology, I prefer standardized nomenclature. I do appreciate your interpretation, even though it denies the existence of the opposite batter's box just because it isn't currently occupied.So there's an inside river and an outside river? Twin rivers.
And is the thing between the two rivers an island or an isthmus? Home plate is an island.
Hmm, if the plate is an island, that means there is one river flowing around it. Perhaps we have 1 river with 2 forks...
I am disappointed that you're not a proponent of neomodern softball lexicology and the newly defined terms river and ocean
If the opposite side is an ocean, wouldn't the near side be a strait?