ROFL!........I can see it now........Jimmy Falon on SNL "Weekend Update".........
"It's being reported by our field corrispondent Hal "brain-child" Skinner that pitchers are going blind from using the "Hillhouse Open Pitching Method"........."When interviewed after the game, the little girl's dad said everything was going fine until she stayed open just a little too much and lost her eye-sight"........."We're dealing with the tragedy by learning some sneaky pitching techniques that are for blind pitchers who can't get outs the conventional way"........"Good Pitching"........
ROFL!!!!
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!