We live in a rural farming community. Remember that. It's important.

[jacman]

Yesterday I was being a good bucket dad, and basically just minding my own business. We are in the yard at the side of the house, and DD (14yoa) is pitching in the grass of our lawn. She has a bit of a heavy foot drag, and tends to dig a trough whenever she pitches. So yesterday, she pauses a moment, carefully observing the trench she has been creating, and in sincere and total innocence says, "I could be somebody's personal hoe."

I'm thinking it's a bad idea.

It took her a half a second to realize what she had said. When I stop laughing and threatened to put this story on Facebook DD yelled, "No. Don't do that!"

So I put it here.

 

[JAD]

Classic....

 

[chinamigarden]

We live in the country as well. So country that we just bought our last batch of firewood from a school fundraiser.

 

[vdubya]

We live in the country as well. So country that we just bought our last batch of firewood from a school fundraiser.

You BOUGHT firewood? Who does that? Sooooo city!

 

[vdubya]

But seriously...I still crack up every time I hear the chant :

"I see a HOLE out there-I see a HOLE out there. I see a "H"-"O"-"L"_"E" HOLE out there.

Ruthless ten year olds!

 

[iMlearning]

We just drove through a campground to steal the firewood the city people left

 

[29dad]

OMG I am glad I just finished my Fat Tire because if i had read this post mid-sip I would have spit it out all over my computer screen. Hilarious.

 

[chinamigarden]

You BOUGHT firewood? Who does that? Sooooo city!

It was for a good cause. The HS Football team.

 

[grcsftbll]

I can't even think about firewood in July.

 

[chinamigarden]

I can't even think about firewood in July.

Can't have a bonfire without wood, those smores aren't going to make themselves