Almost on one hand... Head scratcher

[sluggers]

Washington was the visiting team.

In the bottom of the fifth, the announcer said with gravitas, "You can almost count the number of outs left for Washington on one hand."

 

[nightskiier]

I’d be concerned, but she did say almost….


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[CoachJD]

"Got this." - JJ Weaver

 

[Northball]

Washington was the visiting team.

In there bottom of the fifth, the announcer said with gravitas, "You can almost count the number of outs left for Washington on one hand."

Yogi lives?

 

[Gtrips07]

How about saying that the Tennessee pitcher is throwing "backdoor curves to the right handers."

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[CoachJD]

How about saying that the Tennessee pitcher is throwing "backdoor curves to the right handers."

Misidentifying a backdoor curve is epidemic in softball commentary. Nobody's ever explained to them what it means and they just say it because it's a thing they heard and never actually thought about.

 

[Gtrips07]

I also heard from the three-headed monster that because the batters lower body was fast, the upper body was slow. WTH??

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[sluggers]

I also heard from the three-headed monster that because the batters lower body was fast, the upper body was slow. WTH??

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My favorite of all time was from a basketball game:

"The Bulldogs have trouble winning when they're behind."

I conducted a statistical analysis of all games across all sports. After carefully pouring through the data, I found that 99% of the time, the team behind does, in fact, lose.

 

[The Man In Blue]

How about saying that the Tennessee pitcher is throwing "backdoor curves to the right handers."

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I'd almost need two hands if I was talking about Tennessee.

 

[The Man In Blue]

In the Florida State-Tennessee game (just now) after two illegal pitches were called:
"I've watched her pitch all year and she hasn't been called for anything illegal."
So we should allow her to continue to crow-hop?

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