You know youre a softball parent when...

[PJR202]

You left your truck at the dealership and made sure to get your catcher's mitt, and considered taking the pitching rug. And you and your mitt are meeting your wife at the hospital to catch a ride home, so now you're in a cardiologist waiting room killing time.

So now it's a bunch of old folks looking at a middle age bucket dad, wondering wtf this lunatic is doing in here with a catcher's mitt.

 

[radness]

... well some people carry around a teddy bear...

Hope your truck is okay!

 

[PJR202]

... well some people carry around a teddy bear...

Hope your truck is okay!

And that my mother in-law gets a good report!

Thanks. Transmission is slipping for some reason.

 

[uncdrew]

You left your truck at the dealership and made sure to get your catcher's mitt, and considered taking the pitching rug. And you and your mitt are meeting your wife at the hospital to catch a ride home, so now you're in a cardiologist waiting room killing time.

So now it's a bunch of old folks looking at a middle age bucket dad, wondering wtf this lunatic is doing in here with a catcher's mitt.

Back in the day Babe Ruth helped deliver twins using a catchers mitt.

 

[PJR202]

Back in the day Babe Ruth helped deliver twins using a catchers mitt.

That's a big mitt!

 

[_MIA_]

Anybody politely tell you the Pysch Ward is down the hall yet?

 

[radness]

And that my mother in-law gets a good report!

Thanks. Transmission is slipping for some reason.

Yes best wishes to mother-in-law! Thought maybe you were waiting for your wife who's the cardiologist to get a ride home...

 

[PJR202]

Anybody politely tell you the Pysch Ward is down the hall yet?

Or the children's ward. Poor Timmy just wants a mitt for christmas...

 

[quincy]

I still like ...

How old is your DD?

14U.

 

[_MIA_]

My DW had a spontaneous coronary artery dissection a year after my oldest was born so she goes to a cardiologist once a year now. She is in good shape and only 46 so she knows the feeling of feeling out of place at a cardiologist's office..