All I want from an umpire is one thing; know the rules. I can tolerate inconsistent strike zones, missing runners LTS (leaving to soon) and most any judgement call. When they make a call that seems strange and I find out they don't know the rules I get testy. Here are some of my favorites:
Pitch bounces and hits the batter and doesn't get a base because it became dead when it bounced.
Shortstop gets bowled over while fielding a ground by a runner and runner isn't out because the fielder was in the baseline at the time of the pitch.
Pitch bounces on the plate and is called a strike.
Hit is called foul because when the fielder touched the ball she had her foot in foul territory.
You have any to add?
Pitch bounces and hits the batter and doesn't get a base because it became dead when it bounced.
Shortstop gets bowled over while fielding a ground by a runner and runner isn't out because the fielder was in the baseline at the time of the pitch.
Pitch bounces on the plate and is called a strike.
Hit is called foul because when the fielder touched the ball she had her foot in foul territory.
You have any to add?