halskinner
Banned
- May 7, 2008
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HAHAHA. I started a game once, first pitch was right down the middle, ball one. I,m looking at my catcher like "WHAT??" Three more perfect strikes and the batter goes to first.
Now I'm totally stunned. My catcher asks the PU where thopse missed? No answer.
Next batter, same story. Now my catcher, my coach and I were all really pissed. Me walking 2 in a row NEVER happens.
Called my catcher out. Gonna go looking for his strike zone to see if he even has one.
3rd batter. Put one ankle high 3 inches off the outside edge, "STRIKE". I'm looking at my catcher like OMG. My catcher puts his glove way low and outside, ankle high. I hit the target, "STRIKE". Now my catcher and I are laughing but the other team is on their feet screaming cuss words I had never heard before! Struck him and the next two out the same way, other team is frothing at tyhe mouth mad.
We get up to bat, same thing for us, first two wlked, then the pitcher started throwing way low and ouitside for strikes.
The only way anybody was gonna get a hit was MAYBE with a 5 iron.
We go back out and take the field but now both teams are bustin up laughing this blues strike zone is so bad.
Somebody called out the Tourney UIC. He watched one batter called out and stopped the game. This apperently was a guy just out of high school, very first time behind the plate. The UIC replacedf him with an older guy with some experience. UIC explained that and thanked everyone for not getting any more upset than we did.
We then p[layed 6 innings with an acceptable strike.
Thats softball!
Now I'm totally stunned. My catcher asks the PU where thopse missed? No answer.
Next batter, same story. Now my catcher, my coach and I were all really pissed. Me walking 2 in a row NEVER happens.
Called my catcher out. Gonna go looking for his strike zone to see if he even has one.
3rd batter. Put one ankle high 3 inches off the outside edge, "STRIKE". I'm looking at my catcher like OMG. My catcher puts his glove way low and outside, ankle high. I hit the target, "STRIKE". Now my catcher and I are laughing but the other team is on their feet screaming cuss words I had never heard before! Struck him and the next two out the same way, other team is frothing at tyhe mouth mad.
We get up to bat, same thing for us, first two wlked, then the pitcher started throwing way low and ouitside for strikes.
The only way anybody was gonna get a hit was MAYBE with a 5 iron.
We go back out and take the field but now both teams are bustin up laughing this blues strike zone is so bad.
Somebody called out the Tourney UIC. He watched one batter called out and stopped the game. This apperently was a guy just out of high school, very first time behind the plate. The UIC replacedf him with an older guy with some experience. UIC explained that and thanked everyone for not getting any more upset than we did.
We then p[layed 6 innings with an acceptable strike.
Thats softball!