Dear Trny Director, Since you failed to award the MVP trophies as was stated, I made up my own and presented them to my own DD/players. I also named myself Coach of the Year. In that same vain, I named my wife GLM.
Here is the bill for the trophies.
With kindest regards, 2010 Coach of the Year
I do plan to write a civil letter to the director soon. Whether my players got an award or not, it was wrong of him to post the awards online and then not produce them.