For entertainment : "Stuff a DFP member might say"

[rdbass]

Reminds me of a kid I taught, named Ray Ray

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If anyone has the time.

 

[rdbass]

I'm an umpire that needs your help. Hard to get any games to umpire. Will your league hire me?
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[sluggers]

I'm starting a new 12U team. I want to make sure everyone gets plenty of playing time, so I only want to carry six players. (That way, they can bat more often.) Is that too few?

 

[3'sDad]

"The DD will be getting a full ride scholarship to Harvard to pitch for their softball team. Does a full ride include books?"

 

[RubberBiscuit]

My DD has been the MVP of every TB team we have been kicked off of !!

 

[RubberBiscuit]

"I just hate those other helicopter parents."

Now stop bothering me because I have to go do my pre-game tightening of DD's glove laces, rubbing down her shoulder, adjusting her hair ribbon, cleaning her cleets, restocking her red G2's, and giving her the standard "you are special" pre-game speech.

 

[rdbass]

Boy, that Technical Hitting thread is like a lovefest. Everyone agrees and gets along. Their talking about going camping with each other.

 

[chinamigarden]

Boy, that Technical Hitting thread is like a lovefest. Everyone agrees and gets along. Their talking about going camping with each other.

Said by no DFP member ever

 

[MsDinosaur]

Boy, that Technical Hitting thread is like a lovefest. Everyone agrees and gets along. Their talking about going camping with each other.

Wasn't there a movie about a camping trip like that....Deliverance?

 

[rdbass]

You got me. Well, they did mention camps.