For entertainment : "Stuff a DFP member might say"

[RubberBiscuit]

I thought it would be funny, and in fact maybe we'll turn it into a YouTube classic, if we could all list our top 5:

1. My DD throws 70mph at 10u
2. Bat ___ is by far the hottest bat
3. Twenty D1 schools are after my DD and it's been that way since 7th grade
4. If your DD does not exactly emulate the PC of name ______ she might as well give up now and get a hospital bed ready for her guaranteed arm injury.
5. My DD’s 5’4” and she can hit 300’

I am sure you creative folks have more....?

 

[quincy]

I say DD or IR and get a confused look.

For what is worth DD is 4’/ 60 lbs. She had 5 pitches when she was 11 and throwing low 70s.

 

[rdbass]

I hang out with FiveFrameSwing & Redhotcoach.

 

[quincy]

I hang out with FiveFrameSwing & Redhotcoach.

How great is that! DD would try to take out his boat after he helped her hit.

 

[chinamigarden]

My dd is 5'6" 200 lbs of solid muscle

 

[chinamigarden]

We spend 25,000 a year on softball. But it's worth it because we spend time together
(Btw time together can be spent for free)

 

[GunnerShotgun]

My DD can do 75 pushups, with one arm.

 

[29dad]

I enjoy browsing the DFP website but it NEVER interferes with my work or productivity.

 

[LeftiesDad]

My DD can do 75 pushups, with one arm.

My DD's a pitcher, can do 75 pushups with ONE arm, but only 25 with the OTHER

 

[stickpile39]

I say DD or IR and get a confused look.

Yes, and hello elbow too!