Greenmonsters
Wannabe Duck Boat Owner
Not me but a coach I know. There is a girl who has been on my DDs team whose nickname was/is Up. The coach would call out to her come on up. Get aggressive up. We need you up... Finally the plate ump calls time walks over to the dugout and says "you got a problem with me?" Coach is confused as he hasn't said a word to him. "I don't know what your talking about". " all game all I hear from you is come on ump, we need this ump... All sorts of things".
Coach starts laughing, the girls are giggling. Coach tells him I'm talking to the batter her name is Up.
For everyone's sake, I hope his eyesight was better than his hearing.