you know you're addicted to softball when.......

[dadonachair]

33. When you can't park your car in the garage anymore cause that has become a batting cage.

34. Every time you go shoe shopping for your growing DD, you always look at cleats first.

35. Your DD doesn't have a dress in the closet.

36. You tell your younger brother he can't get married till after July cause you are busy every weekend.

37. DD thinks the only place to do homework is in the car.

38. When DD talks about friends at school you don't know who they are till she tells you what team they play for and what position.

 

[nanotech14]

37. When the farmer up the road,asks if he can mow the grass in your front yard,because he thinks he can get a least 50 bales of hay out of it.

 

[PGSAKen]

38. You monitor 2 forums, 2 league sites, tournament schedules (for your teams and teams you MAY play), and ESPNU on the hour year round.

39. You talk to anyone that will listen about softballwhich makes strangers think you have 11+ daughters.

 

[quincy]

39. You talk to anyone that will listen about softball which makes strangers think you have 11+ daughters.

Like this one.

 

[PGSAKen]

40. You have a sunburn in March and live in the midwest.

 

[tghorley]

41. You spend your DDs college savings believing she is really going to get a softball scholarship.
42. When you trade vehicles you are more concerned how well it sleeps and how much gear it will carry before you ask about gas mileage.
43. You are just the opposite of a squirrel, you pack on the weight in the winter because come spring, you don't have time to eat because of practice, personal workouts, tournaments, shopping for new sb equipment, etc.
44. Your wife does not know where you are and she doesn't care because she knows you are with your daughter(s) and you are doing something involving softball.
45. You get down on your knees at night and pray to God that she will always love softball because she will not have time for boys!!!!!!!

 

[GOINGDEEP]

45. You get down on your knees at night and pray to God that she will always love softball because she will not have time for boys!!!!!!!

Amen!!!!!!!

 

[YOCOACH]

46. You start looking daily on the DD's team website in January so you can start booking hotels as soon as the tournaments are scheduled.

47. You plan your family vacation around tournaments or take the week for the National tournament as the family vacation.

48. You imagine all of the horrible injuries that could happen to DD as her Uncle takes her to the trampoline house to play "Dodgeball" in the trampoline room.

 

[amanda_cake]

You go to a tournament on an off weekend to scout other teams that you could be playing soon... and still buy a tournament tshirt to add to the collection that is overtaking your closet.

You're also addicted when you think a nice outfit is shorts and a tournament tshirt that doesn't have too many dirt stains on it from practice.

 

[undergroundga]

My people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!