you know you're addicted to softball when.......

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Dec 10, 2010
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Your friend makes a post on facebook about being a designated driver and uses the abreviation DD......and when you see it, you immediately think Darling Daughter
 
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2. You can't get a full night's sleep the night before DD's games.

3. You need to review the oppositions record and pitcher stats the day before the game.

4. You look at your summer calendar and each weekend through to August is colored purple indicating you are out of town.

5. You buy cars specifically around the one with the best gas mileage along with the most comfortable sleeping area for DD in back.

6. You look at your Quicken personal expenses pie-chart and this piece of a pie called "Kids Activities" is way too big.

7. You realize that you spend your most time with friends on a blog site that starts with "Discuss....." :)
 

Coach-n-Dad

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8. You get home from a tournament and watch a recorded college game on TV.

9. You see the lights on at the local field and stop to watch a little league softball game even though your DD hasn't played LL for years.

10. Your family drives 3 1/2 hours one way to see a D1 college game (doing this today to see Stanford and The Ducks play at Stanford)

11. Think about adopting an 11 or 12 year old softball player once DD goes off to college.
 
Oct 25, 2009
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13. You ask for 3rd shift so work doesn't interfere with softball.
14. You record, edit, and send each batter their collated at-bats.
 

coachtucc

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May 7, 2008
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16-You have all the ESPN Games listed on your paper calendar and on your COZI calendar on your computer
17-On Easter Sunday when its time for dinner , you cry because dinner is in the middle of the ESPNU Softball game
 
Oct 11, 2010
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You don’t know any of the Players on your NFL Team anymore. Monday morning you would rather talk about an at bat of a player you don’t even know, if you can find someone to listen to you.
 
Jan 4, 2012
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16-You have all the ESPN Games listed on your paper calendar and on your COZI calendar on your computer
17-On Easter Sunday when its time for dinner , you cry because dinner is in the middle of the ESPNU Softball game

You prefer the ESPN replays...to live games. You watch it first, then get DD to watch with you volume ... off
 
Apr 25, 2010
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20. When you and your spouse have date night, all you guys talk about is softball. Not just your own DD and her team, but all the others you know anything about.

21. You will DVR a college game, and keep rewinding plays and call your DD in to watch them.

22. Your co-workers' eyes glaze over the minute you start talking after the weekend.

23. As a mom, you feel a little "butch" because all you talk about is softball or your favorite MLB team.
 

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