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[02Crush]

First "Hi JJ and Hi 02Crush" welcome. Everyone here has been where you are and so thank you for sharing.

I want to tell you about my friend. He has a problem. He is constantly on sites like DFP and he keeps talking about his kid. Heck, he even posted pics of her a few times. He often describes himself as an "ex expert" even though he thinks he knows a lot about the game. He can tell you the stats of every pitcher and player in his DD's college conference. He can tell you about the upcoming games and who is doing what. He can even tell you how each team pitched his DD last year. He is in need of help. However, I can't seem to get him to come out with his problems.

High Cannonball Thanks for the supportive comments. I can relate to your "Friend". I think many of us can. When in doubt I find it educational to take your DD to the park with you on these "educational" adventures. It allows for someone sane to be there with you in case you are in denial and too far gone...OOPS, I mean your "Friend" is in denial and too far gone.

Darn it...I did it again. 3 days this week. 3 stops at the park. I suppose my saving grace is I have not bought the personalized plate yet for my truck.

 

[dadonachair]

You all think you guys have problems. I have a 28' boat parked in the middle of my pole barn. It hasen't been wet since DD started playing TB.

 

[MsDinosaur]

You all think you guys have problems. I have a 28' boat parked in the middle of my pole barn. It hasen't been wet since DD started playing TB.

Ha! You need to pull that boat out of your pole barn...it's taking up valuable softball practice space. :-D

 

[Greenmonsters]

You all think you guys have problems. I have a 28' boat parked in the middle of my pole barn. It hasen't been wet since DD started playing TB.

I am sorry to inform you that your problem unfortunately may be more serious than you think. A boat parked inside a pole barn is taking up valuable SB practice space and could end costing your DD her preferred uniform number. Professional help may be the only option in such a dire case.

 

[MsDinosaur]

Back when DD was playing rec softball and competitive soccer, her soccer team practiced at a park down by the river. It just so happened that to get to that park, we drove right past a small local college's softball field. I started checking that team's schedule and saying, "Hey, why don't we head out a little early and watch a little bit of the Park softball game before practice?"

 

[dadonachair]

The tunnel is next to the boat. The pole barn is 30x60. The local rec league fields are right across the street.

 

[Greenmonsters]

The tunnel is next to the boat. The pole barn is 30x60. The local rec league fields are right across the street.

Oh boy, that is a relief to know. If your problem was as serious as I initially thought, you likely would've understood that the pole barn/number guarantee is a reference to a stickied "classic" thread over at heybucket.com, where everyone also knows about the legendary Ray Ray

 

[dadonachair]

I don't go on heybucket. The best stuff is here on DFP.

 

[KCPRK]

I don't go on heybucket. The best stuff is here on DFP.

I disagree-Ray Ray isn't on here

 

[spleen1015]

I have found heybucket to have a more negative vibe than DFP. And the new style is abysmal.