I Yelled at Blue
(To the tune of "I kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry)
This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
I got so brave, behind the backstop, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try it out.
I'm angry with you, 'cause my kid just struck out.
[Chorus:]
I yelled at blue and I liked it,
His calls were so pathetic.
I yelled at blue just to try it,
I hope the coach don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm a Crazy Daddy..
I yelled at blue and I liked it (I liked it).
No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter.
You just have no clue about this game, you can't even see the batter.
It's not what good Dads do, not how they should behave.
But, I can't believe they let you have a razor to shave
[repeat chorus]
You umps are so fanatical,
Shin guards, spare tire, and oh so radical.
Hard to resist, so irreplaceable.
So awful, no way you can deny it.
And, one more thing, you're a Grade A idiot.
[repeat chorus]
Before every game, I talked to the umpire and always use the phrase, "We have over 20 girls hustling out here so all I ask of you is to hustle with them." They will normally smile and agree. I don't normally question calls unless they are woefully out of position. (Note at 10U locally here unless it's a title game, you have 1 umpire)
+1. Couldn't agree more.I think the chances are pretty good that you alienated any umpire who took the game seriously even before the first pitch was thrown.