Umpire,
Thanks for trying. I appreciate your willing ness to look at a subject with unclouded perspective. I'm sorry you will probably be kicked out of the club due to your openmindedness.
Many umpires are what I call clones. They are told to do something. They don't question it. They never deviate from it. They don't understand the reasoning behind it. They just do it. It's often why they think they are in the best spot, just to blow the call. It's also why they think they know a rule and apply it, but don't realize that it isn't applicable in a particular situation.
When I bring up some "different," I am either called an idiot or someone comments that there is no need for change. I am called a "fake innovator." Many times, it really isn't something new, but just something that hasn't been adopted before. It's been discussed, but not put in writing. Clones travel in packs. They support each other. They make each other feel warm and fuzzy. They don't miss anything on the field, just ask them. What they don't know is that they don't know what they don't know.
As I pretty much said, if I'm doing a competitive game, I'll be over near short stop with a runner on third. If I am praying for an infield fly just to get the 1st out, you'll likely find me on the 1st base side of the infield.