Very much agree Coogan, I failed to insert sufficient sarcasm.
Sorry, I didn't know you were being sarcastic. ... Yeah, I agree. Frankly, if I have a player who is unhappy and chooses to join another team, I'm OK with that - as long as the receiving team didn't actively recruit her while on my roster, and the leaving family is upfront about things and doesn't leave my team in a bad situation. I want girls and families on the teams that are best for them, but there's a right and wrong way to do it.