This is a true story. I coached a team during a tournament this past year. One of the assistants dd's was pitching. She's not too bad for 10, but not very consistant with the strikezone. After she walked 2 runs in on 5 walks with one strikout, I noticed he was holding up fingers in the dugout. I asked what he was doing. He said calling her pitches. She throws 4-5 pitches now. I felt bad afterwards, but my next words were, "Can you give her the signal for a strike?"
Now that there is funny!!!