Quotes Question

[KCPRK]

Theres no crying in baseball

 

[chinamigarden]

This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose and sometimes it's rains.

 

[Eric F]

This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose and sometimes it's rains.

Lollygaggers!

 

[Eric F]

Hit hard...run fast...turn left.

 

[chinamigarden]

Funny, we were talking just last night about a line one of my dd's coaches used on us. My dd was 5'5" and 105 lbs when she was 14. He says "did you give her a key to the refrigerator yet"

 

[Sparky Guy]

After watching a player take a called stike on a very hittable pitch I will ask them "Do you want a bow on the next one?"

 

[nanotech14]

You're killing me smalls

 

[BaldNBeautiful]

Oh what the heck, here are a few of my favorites:

for pitchers are struggling with their control, I may remind her that her partner is "a catcher, not a fetcher"
"you are, what your record says you are"
when the ump's strike zone is larger than I prefer, it is a "Sunday School Strike Zone: Deep and Wide"

and new this year: "sprinkles are for winners"

 

[PA SB Dad]

"Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon!"

 

[BuckeyeGuy]

For those parents who just don't get it:

"Now get back to the stands before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your left nostril." -Buttermaker