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"A naked blonde walks into a bar, carrying a poodle under one arm and a 6 foot salami under the other. The Bartender says, 'So, I don't suppose you'd be needing a drink?' The blonde says......"
Oh...not that kind of story...
OK...
DD2's 2nd travel tourney ever (she's 8) and she gets pegged in the helmet by a pretty quick pitcher...I'm coaching 1st base...all I could think is that I'm going to have one pretty tearful child on my hands when she arrives at 1st...she shakes her head and trots down to 1st and when I ask her if she's OK...she just says "It's REALLY loud in here when you get hit..."
On of my other DD's hits a shot to the gap and ends up with a bases loaded triple...she tells me after the game, she farted when she hit it...my response: "how to knock the sh!t out of it!"
There has to be TONS of these...c'mom...everyone needs a good laugh...CP
I needed to bail out on this thread, I am not as funny as I think I am.
2ND base. My eyes were closed and somehow the ball is my mitt.
We where playing a Team a lot better the us #1 P got tired beating up, sure bring DD and let her get destroyed.
Coach called out are you ok?
DD was playing first year 10U TB. Behind the dish she takes a foul tip off her hip bone. She collapses in pain and just sits there. An umpire with the build of John Coffey from the Green Mile reaches down and lifts her up. Her legs don't come down right a way but slowly lower and he sets her down. I walk out of the dugout to check on her and she's hurt and a little teary and then says "what the heck is walk it off?"
