You cannot

[_MIA_]

create a ball player...but you can ruin one.

 

[uncdrew]

You can tune a piano, but you can't...

 

[Cannonball]

You can tune a piano, but you can't...

Tuna fish!

Personally, I think that you can take a person who plays the game and make them a more skilled player who plays the game. For me a "player" is different. Whether you coach, are a parent, ... when you see "players" on the field, you know the difference.

 

[uncdrew]

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't...

 

[Eric F]

Dogs can't run diagnostic imaging equipment. CAT scan.

 

[EdLovrich]

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't...

...pick your friend's nose!