Our league's 12U team was playing a game before ours, so I was hanging over the fence by the dugout. After a loooooong conference in the circle, coach comes back shaking her head. I ask her what's up, and, almost straight out of a Bull Durham scene: "Sally just got her period, Gabby's crying about that ball she dropped two innings ago, and Mac says this is the umpire with the curse and he calls everything on the outside corner a ball, so....yeah, 12U is great, just wait."