- Jul 4, 2013
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I married a ball player, so I generally avoid describing a "clueless spouse" because it will probably end up being me. But I will tell on my friend's wife.
He couldn't make it to the game, but his daughter made a great catch in center. I texted him this: "Your daughter in center. Bases loaded. 2 out. The ball is drilled, right on the screws to the gap in right center, a bit shallow. Your daughter takes 5 or 9 steps, dives and comes up with the catch. Just wanna make sure you know how good it was." And it was a great catch. The umpire is smiling and shaking his head and the other side is giving her props in addition to the usual suspects going bananas.
My buddy replies "Thanks. My wife texted that she 'caught a ball, but then she fell over.'"
He couldn't make it to the game, but his daughter made a great catch in center. I texted him this: "Your daughter in center. Bases loaded. 2 out. The ball is drilled, right on the screws to the gap in right center, a bit shallow. Your daughter takes 5 or 9 steps, dives and comes up with the catch. Just wanna make sure you know how good it was." And it was a great catch. The umpire is smiling and shaking his head and the other side is giving her props in addition to the usual suspects going bananas.
My buddy replies "Thanks. My wife texted that she 'caught a ball, but then she fell over.'"
