I witnessed a tournament this past weekend where two pretty good little 10U teams went at it for seven very entertaining innings. One team had a terrific pitcher who was clearly the class of the tournament. The other team was throwing a girl who was not as good and whose skills and velocity left her eminently hittable.
The very hittable girl was a lefty and had a nice little fade to her fastball (think screwball movement). She was getting 3 - 4" of movement and was accurate enough to start that pitch on the outside corner and have it move comfortably out of the zone. She could put it 6" off the corner with regularity. Here is where I found umpiring to be more about this game than the girls playing it. The plate ump was calling this pitch every time she threw it. It was basically unhittable for 10 year old girls with 29" or 30" bats. There was simply no way they could reach it that far off the plate. The umpire took the bat out of an entire team's hands because he was playing to what one team's pitcher did naturally.
The story ended OK for the game because the other team's fantastic pitcher tossed a 2-hit shutout and her team won 2-0. What bothered me, though, was that little pitcher had to stay in a game for seven innings in near 100-degree temps because her team could not pull away from the other team because that ump kept giving that little lefty pitches that were 6" or more off the corner. She struck out 12 hitters looking that I counted and in each case, there is no way I would have faulted any of those 12 girls (if I were their coach) for letting those pitches go, even with two strikes. They were balls and the hitters knew it, the coaches knew it, everybody in the stands knew it but the umpire injected himself into a game and greatly influenced the outcome of the tournament because the best pitcher could not come back for the final due to the heat. That, IMHO, is just as wrong as having a tiny strike zone.
I have met one that did a horrible job. He actually even shoulder checked me at the end of the game while going through the "Good game" line. (think of back in high school when 2 boys wanted to fight, they would start by being offset with each other and then one guy would take his shoulder and hit the other guys shoulder) Our girls had to hit a pie plate for a stirke, and the other teams girls had to hit a refrigerator (and a dual door, milk jugs in the door type too) to get a stirike. It was bad. If the game hadn't ended after midnight, I might have thought about protesting it, not that it would have done any good. What did i do to "deserve" this? I asked for assitance on one of his calls early on in the game. From then on it was bad. We ended up losing 29-26. How did the other team score so much? They could bunt and run like nobody's business, if you played them short, they could hit it over your head. They couldn't pitch worth a darn though. 3 girls that could barely get it across the plate. Without the umpires help they probably would have given us 50 runs. It sucks when one decides he is going to "punish" one team. The bad thing was it was the elimination game too.Yep, the HUGE zone is no fun either.
I've umpired a lot - I know it isn't easy. I've rarely met one that was intentionally doing a bad job (but I have and that is another story) and they are their own team on the field. Some days that doesn't make it easier as a coach or player (or umpire for that matter)
My pet peeve is, a called ball at 0-0 should still be a ball at 3-0. The expanded zone on 3-0 drives me nuts!!