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May 6, 2014
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Routine pop fly in foul territory. At its apex, an eagle grabs it and carries it into shallow center field, whereupon it drops the ball into a fielder's glove. Everyone on the field is completely mesmerized, except for the runner on 3rd who smartly tags and crosses the plate without a throw.
 
May 6, 2014
532
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OK, swinging bunt into foul territory lands squarely on the back of a snapping turtle that no one dares touch. A full minute later the turtle crosses the line into fair territory. Meanwhile, the runner has astutely rounded the bases. ;)
 
May 6, 2014
532
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Low and outside
Put down the pipe

Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing. Moses drives the ball into the water hazard, parts the water, and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus drives the ball to the opposite edge of the water hazard, walks across the water, and chips onto the green. The old man drives the ball toward the water hazard. Just before the ball splashes in the water, a bass jumps out of the water and swallows it. Just before the bass hits the water again, an eagle swoops in, snatches him up, and flies over the green, whereupon he drops the bass. On impact, the bass spits the ball out of his mouth and it rolls into the cup. Jesus turns to the old man and says, "Nice shot, Dad, now quit messing around and play golf."
 
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May 29, 2013
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In order to correctly rule on the call, we would need to know what species of eagle.
Ka kaw! Ka kaw!
 

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