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What are your favorite softball/baseball expressions?
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What are your favorite softball/baseball expressions?
"Tools of ignorance"
"All facts are friendly." --Carl Rogers
If adversity builds character, perhaps it's impunity that reveals it. --Me
They don't call them the "Tools of Ignorance" for nothing, and they aren't even using the full set. --Me
In internet legi, ergo debet esse vera. "I read it on the internet, so it must be true"
My favorite,just throw strikes"insert pitchers name here"!!!!!
That girl couldn't hit the ground if she fell.
Change up screwed her into the ground.
Put her in the book.
Helen Keller could have played that ball better.
She's so slow I'd have to time her with a calendar.
Ump, no way she is 12, I just saw her drive up to the tournament.
You'd need a map to hit that pitch.
Last edited by GOINGDEEP; 06-29-2012 at 12:15 PM.
Arrive, raise hell, leave. - Steve Austin
"Some one needs to get a tent to put over this field, to let everyone know that the circus is in town!"
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!
"I've seen better hands on a clock!"
"Nolte...that was the worst game catching I have ever seen, if I am wrong, video tape a worse performance and give it to me. Cause I would like to see it!"
"Kristi, I could put a corpse out there and it could do better!"
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!
"Maybe you should let your seeing eye dog call the game, Blue"
"That was my rise-drop, dad"
"I've never seen a kid miss a play like that before, are you a dodge-ball allstar?"
-W
Last edited by starsnuffer; 06-29-2012 at 12:33 PM.
You're swinging like a blind kid at a piņata party.
Arrive, raise hell, leave. - Steve Austin
unhook the trailer!!!!,"that batter was sweating like a fat kid in dodgeball,when she had two strikes on her."
"hey, short stop" this is softball!Not soccer use your glove next time!!!
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